Can We Just Put the Twins Down?

Seriously. This season, already ugly, has become a complete embarrassment.

The Twins are 1-9 in their last 10 and are firmly planted in last place in the AL Central.

Defense is terrible, and offense is nonexistent.

Span and Morneau are out probably for the rest of the season, and we just found out that Joe Mauer is shut down for the rest of the year with pneumonia.

The team is apparently mailing in the rest of the season, and I can’t think of a good reason to pay attention. I haven’t watched a game in probably 3 weeks.

Bring on hockey season.

20110916-061802.jpg

Advertisements

One thought on “Can We Just Put the Twins Down?

  1. I’m happy to put them down: Hey Twins! You stink! You’re a bunch of bums! You’re so bad that bad teams feel bad for you, but you still figure out ways to lose to them! Walter Mathau wouldn’t manage you. Tom Beringer wouldn’t play one of you in the movie. You’re a bunch of….oh, wait, you meant like euthanize them? Oh, fine with me.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s